Kent State vs Tennessee

Tennessee Volunteers Blow Past Kent State—Is This Even Football?

A staggering 71-0 victory for Tennessee! Dylan Sampson shines brighter than a $500 trophy at a yard sale!

In a stunning display of dominance, the Tennessee Volunteers crushed the Kent State Golden Flashes with a mind-boggling score of 71-0, marking one of the most lopsided outcomes in college football history. Dylan Sampson, the Volunteers’ star running back, showcased his electrifying speed and agility by rushing for 101 yards and racking up four touchdowns—all in the first half! It’s safe to say those attending Neyland Stadium on September 14, 2024, got a show they won't forget. The atmosphere was electric as 101,915 fans roared in approval as their team decimated the competition.

The Volunteers entered this Week 3 matchup following a robust win over Chattanooga, but little did viewers know that they were in for a comedy of errors from the Golden Flashes. Kent State couldn’t seem to catch a break. Whether it was slipping on the field, fumbling the ball, or not being able to find the end zone, the team seemed outmatched and bewildered. Meanwhile, Tennessee operated like a well-oiled machine, running up the score that resembled a video game more than a football match.

To add to the chaos, Tennessee's safety, Jakobe Thomas, was ejected mid-game for a targeting penalty, leaving fans wondering if they could count on their defense amidst the offensive firepower. At the point of his ejection, Tennessee was leading by a staggering 51-0! But fear not, the Volunteers remained unfazed, continuing their relentless onslaught against the Kent State defensive line.

As the clock wound down, and the Volunteers scored again and again, the game became less about football and more of a showcase of the Volunteers’ potential to impact the college football scene this season. With such a statement victory, Tennessee clearly asserted that they mean serious business this year.

Fun fact: The last time Tennessee scored 70 points in a game was in 1994. Also, while Kent State took the loss on the field, they may have to remind themselves that at least they still have hot wings to drown their sorrows in post-game!