Comedian Nikki Glaser came for Texas Senator Ted Cruz while filling in as host on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' on Thursday, August 25.
After calling Mike Pence "boring" and Donald Trump a "bloated factory-farm pig corpse," Glaser trolled Cruz. During her monologue, Glaser rolled out a "speed roast" of the most powerful politicians in the county. She's the last person to take over the show while host Jimmy Kimmel is on vacation.
Nikki Glaser showed off her insult comedy skills with segment of speed-roasting politicians while guest hosting 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I think she just missed the rush of putting an innocent person behind bars.” Glaser kept things pretty bipartisan as she ran through the most prominent politicians of the day. … At least we now know the answer to the question, what if a bloated factory-farm pig corpse could grab your pussy?”
Nikki Glaser wrecked half of Washington during her 'Nikki's Speed Roast' monologue while hosting 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.'
I actually appreciate this woman, because now I know what it would look like if I had a daughter with Mickey Rourke.” No, I’m sorry, I mean what a child’s man.” And if you have any information on her whereabouts please contact her parents they miss her.” What a ladies man, right. Not even [Joe Biden](https://uproxx.com/topic/joe-biden/) and Kamala Harris were safe. During her monologue, Glaser unveiled a little segment she called “Nikki’s Speed Roast” where she went to town on everyone from [Donald Trump](https://uproxx.com/music/jamie-foxx-impersonated-donald-trump/) to Nancy Pelosi and all points in between.
Nikki Glaser, as guest host for Jimmy Kimmel on August 25, roasts everyone from Joe Biden to Donald Trump to Ted Cruz to Nancy Pelosi.
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Nikki Glaser guest hosted on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday and went for broke speed roasting a slew of politicians both left and right.
I think she just missed the rush of putting an innocent person behind bars,” she added, to a few audience groans. “I have a theory though that we haven’t seen much of the vice president lately because she’s sentenced herself to jail. And if you have any information on her whereabouts, please contact her parents, they miss her,” said Glaser. “Listen, I know we’re having fun right now, but on a serious note, I do want to say, Kamala Harris is still missing. She hit Biden’s age: “If he gets a second term, it’s actually very exciting. ‘Yes I’d love to have sex with you.'”
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” guest host Nikki Glaser hit the left and right alike on Thursday night in a scathing opening monologue loaded with explicit jokes.
“No, I’m sorry, I mean, what a child’s man… We don’t, but they do.” “Oh, I know! “I know we’re having fun right now, but on a serious note I do want to say Kamala Harris is still missing,” she said. ‘Yes I’d love to have sex with you.’” And in the spirit of those events, she dropped a “speed roast” during her monologue aimed at some of the biggest names in U.S.
US Vice President Kamala Harris speaks as she meets with the leaders of ASEAN countries, members of the Cabinet, and other Administration officials to ...
But do people really miss her laughing and word salads in response to questions? She added, “I have a theory though that we haven’t seen much of the vice president lately because she’s sentenced herself to jail. I think she just missed the rush of putting an innocent person behind bars. And if you have any information on her whereabouts, please contact her parents, they miss her,” Glaser said. Meanwhile, Republicans were subjected to the traditional harsher treatment. [Commentary](https://ijr.com/commentary/)
Nikki Glaser has been busy since her move back to St. Louis at the beginning of the pandemic.
on Saturday, August 27, the nonprofit will hold a kick-off anniversary event that will bring local graffiti artists to the Yale Green Space at Manchester Road and Yale Avenue in Maplewood to teach techniques and styles of street art. Harrington has a vision of the city where many buildings are covered with graffiti murals, similar to Wynwood in Miami or even some areas of Kansas City. "I’m happy that we’ve been able to keep it real and keep it on the ground for 25 years,” Harrington says. “It just brings new artists into the fold,” Harrington says. “I’m trying to have Paint Louis go on forever.”First Look: Paint Louis’ 25th Anniversary Kick off will take place from 11 to 4 p.m. Eventually the group got kicked out of the space and moved to the West End. “It was just an amazing opportunity to really highlight that people with disabilities can be artists, too. For the last five years, they’ve included an event called Paint Littles where parents can bring children and teens to learn techniques. This year marks the event’s 25 anniversary, and the cofounders have planned a special weekend — including a performance by rapper KRS-One — to commemorate it as well as a preview event, First Look, with At night, people would turn on their cars’ lights onto the wall, and everyone would start painting. “You had like Grateful Dead hippy kids, skaters, metal kids, everyone just hanging out,” says John Harrington, Paint Louis cofounder and a member of hip-hop group Midwest Avengers. Where the Chuck Berry statue is now, there was a wall that served as a meet-up spot for a wide swath of people from different backgrounds.